congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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themadhatter-steacup:

andwedr0wn:

Same

He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine

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tupacabra:

catch me up in tha club like

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sixpenceee:

In case you didn’t get it, candy is the name of her dog.

Woah. 

Full video here

For a post on a bloody Mary short horror film

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a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

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adventuresofbuckybear:

mechinaries:

what have you unleashed

Bucky went to the right man.

adventuresofbuckybear:

mechinaries:

what have you unleashed

Bucky went to the right man.

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"i just need to get my shit together"

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

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