Post reblogged from SEXUAL IS MY MIDDLE NAME with 15,439 notes
do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space
Source: lesliecrusher
Post reblogged from Awkward Silence with 11,127 notes
Cuddle buddy application
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:
Source: forever-a-bunn
Post reblogged from Why ... Not with 12,278 notes
popcorn
i need popcorn
For you
omg thanks
WAIT
Source: vinoxe
Post reblogged from Why ... Not with 159,233 notes
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
Source: teenagesophiebennett
Post reblogged from Why ... Not with 26 notes
taco bell has such long names for their foods like spicy buffalo chicken loaded griller wtf i’m out of breath
That’s why I never go there. You have to recite a whole paragraph just to get 4 different tacos
more for me and less for the anti-intellectuals
Source: tvspecial
Post reblogged from Why ... Not with 29,940 notes
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
Post reblogged from Why ... Not with 132,974 notes
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
Source: leeeeverett
Photo reblogged from Why ... Not with 64,819 notes
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
Source: morristibbs
Page 1 of 1242
